Child Bite - Gold Thriller

You never expect such an obscure band to be so excellent. Sure, they have more influences than Zsa Zsa Gabore has husbands, but this entire album kicks more jerks than the serious. Instead of filling up 20 tracks of blah quality, they’ve provided 6 exceptional tuneskies, all perfect in composition, length, lyrics, and use of fuzz. And oh, the fuzz. Fuzzier than the eyesight of Zsa Zsa’s makeup artist. And last five husbands, for that matter. Play this heavily, you fools.